Party de bureau italiano (L)

"Whattees the po-eente abotté cleembeegne a fokeen monteen-ne  son?

Italeeane donte do campeegne, they arre too welle dressed for thaté !"

I don't want no pork and I don't need no beer

I don't want no porkchop, just give me gin instead.

Bessie Smith, Me and My Gin